turkish prison

"turkish prison" | Saturday, November 24, 2001 | No. 1,150
rands: OKAY COCKSUCKER
rands: POP QUIZ
rands: YOU'RE IN A TURKISH PRISON -- CHARGED WITH SMUGGLING DRUGS
rands: THE TOWELHEAD IN YOUR CELL HAS BEEN THERE FOR 10 YEARS
rands: AND WANTS YOU TO BLOW HIM
rands: WHAT'S THE THIRD DIGIT OF PI
pants: BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ALAN PARKER AND TURN THE CAMERA OFF
pants: THEN SUCK OFF THE TURK I GUESS







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