there are no prizes involved

"there are no prizes involved" | Wednesday, December 26, 2001 | No. 1,181
deuce: DO NOT OPEN TILL XMAS
pants: CAN'T HELP MYSELF
pants: URF HUFF TUGGING ON THE BOW
pants: ALMOST OPEN ...
pants: HOLY GOD
pants: A BIG FAT COCK LEAPED OUT OF THE BOX AND INTO MY MOUTH
pants: THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED
pants: NOW IF ONLY YOU'D STRANGLE ME WITH THE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS
deuce: 10-4







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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