prostitutes and migrant workers

"prostitutes and migrant workers" | Thursday, January 3, 2002 | No. 1,190
pants: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE
rands: WHAT NOW
pants: I STRANGLED ANOTHER PROSTITUTE
rands: I AM NOT HEARING THIS
pants: HALF OF HER IS IN THE TRUNK
rands: DID ANYONE SEE YOU
pants: I THINK THE OTHER HALF ESCAPED
rands: DID YOU LEAVE FLUIDS OR FINGERPRINTS
pants: ANYWAY THE OIL DRUMS BEHIND THE HOUSE ARE ALL CRAMMED FULL
pants: WILL YOU HELP ME PUT THE PROSTITUTE BACK TOGETHER
rands: I WANT YOU TO LEAVE HERE
pants: LET'S ATTACH HER TO THE MIGRANT WORKER WE BURIED
rands: I AM DIALING 911
pants: HANG THAT PHONE UP AND I'LL LET YOU POKE HER CUNT WITH A PENCIL
rands: OKAY







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