claire jerk

"claire jerk" | Friday, February 12, 1999 | No. 122
pants: I COULD SEE JERKING TO CLAIRE
pants: BUT ONLY IN A RESPECTFUL WAY
pants: I.E. A STOIC CLOSED MOUTH JERK
deuce: NO CLAIRE HERE (SNIFF)
pants: AS OPPOSED TO A LOGAN JERK
pants: WHICH IS NOISY, WIDE
deuce: VERY SERIOUS, DIGNIFIED
pants: RIGHT
pants: I, SIR, AM JERKING







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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