the dreaded electric pencil sharpener

"the dreaded electric pencil sharpener" | Monday, February 4, 2002 | No. 1,222
pants: MMMMMFFPTHPTPPTHTPHTHFHFTTHTHHH
pants: MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY
pants: CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WERE DICKS
pants: CHAPTER 2: PLAYING WITH IT, SHAPING IT, CAPPING IT OFF
pants: CHAPTER 9: OPENING THE UMBRELLA UP INSIDE ME
pants: CHAPTER 28: THE DREADED ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER
pants: HURRRRRRANG HUHHHHH
pants: (CHANGING PITCH) HUHHH GHLLGULGLKLG







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