the toilet stall bandit

"the toilet stall bandit" | Thursday, February 28, 2002 | No. 1,246
spigot: BAM BAM BAM
pants: OCCUPIED
spigot: GIMME YOUR WALLET
pants: PARDON???
spigot: GIVE IT UP WHITEY
pants: NO
spigot: GIVE IT UP HOMES
pants: NO
spigot: HOMESLICE
pants: NO
spigot: HOME FRIES
pants: NO
spigot: SEASONED CURLY FRIES
pants: NO AND NO
spigot: I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER







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"toilet bowl" starring spigot and pants




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