pornography and shock tarts

"pornography and shock tarts" | Sunday, March 3, 2002 | No. 1,249
rands: I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT ALL JERKCITY PROFITS GO DIRECTLY TO PORNOGRAPHY (ALSO SHOCK TARTS)
spigot: WOULD LIKE TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST SHOCK TARTS WITH PILLSBURY TOASTER STRUDELS
spigot: THEN I WILL MAKE A FUNNY FAQ WITH ASCII ART







Tomorrow
"creative commons 3.0 license" starring deuce




Shortcuts
Previous
Next
/ Search
\ Tags


Motto
"Slurping and drooling and hurrrr."



Est. 1998
RSS 2.0 RSS 1.0 XML JSON Facebook reddit that shit

Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.