american way

"american way" | Tuesday, February 16, 1999 | No. 126
spigot: HERE TO BE GAY / THE AMERICAN WAY
spigot: (SUNG IN SMITHS-LIKE VOICE)
pants: A RICH MAN VOICE
pants: I WISH TO INSPECT YOUR APPARATUS
spigot: (SHOUTS DOWN HALL) HE WANTS TO INSPECT THE APPARATUS
pants: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP







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