Girls of Jerkcity

"Girls of Jerkcity" | Tuesday, March 19, 2002 | No. 1,265
rands: JERKCITY ANNUAL REPORT
rands: FAN MAIL WON'T STOP COMING IN
pants: READ IT
rands: MERCHANDISING EFFORTS ARE PROCEEDING
pants: BLING BLING
rands: AND CHICKS DIG US
rands: TOO BAD ABOUT THE WHOLE FAG THING
pants: O HAPPY DAGGER! THIS IS THY SHEATH







Tomorrow
"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.