turban equals death

"turban equals death" | Thursday, March 21, 2002 | No. 1,267
rands: I PROPOSE NEVER GOING TO ANOTHER 7-11
rands: UNTIL YOU REALLY NEED DORITOS
rands: FIGHT THE POWER







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.