sore prick

"sore prick" | Saturday, March 23, 2002 | No. 1,269
spigot: REPEAT: NOT JOKING ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET
spigot: HURRRRRRR HUH WAKING UP AT 3AM WONDERING
spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEATING OFF AND GOING BACK TO BED
spigot: WAKING UP AND BEATING OFF BECAUSE I FORGOT I ALREADY DID THAT
spigot: URF OOF SORE PRICK MUST KEEP BEATING AND PULLING







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