where is that goddamn water closet

"where is that goddamn water closet" | Tuesday, April 2, 2002 | No. 1,279
pants: HELLO ?????? IS ANYBODY HERE ???
spigot: SORRY THIS IS NOT THE DORK SQUAD OR THE DOOFUS CLUB OR THE DICKLICKER SOCIETY







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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