for the record

"for the record" | Thursday, April 4, 2002 | No. 1,281
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM A SURVIVOR
pants: IN THAT YOU HAVE ENDURED SOMETHING ABOVE AND BEYOND THE REST OF HUMANITY
pants: AND SOMEHOW MADE IT THROUGH ????? OR THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TODAY
deuce: I BROKE A NAIL
pants: BUT YOU SURVIVED
pants: OR IS THIS THE AFTERLIFE
deuce: RIGHT







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