cocks up five

"cocks up five" | Saturday, April 6, 2002 | No. 1,283
deuce: STOCK OPTIONS PLEASE
spigot: COCKS ARE UP FIVE POINTS
deuce: BUY LIKE CRAZY
deuce: EITHER THAT OR SELL
spigot: IN FACT MY OWN PERSONAL STRATEGY IS TO SELL THEM WHEN THEY'RE POKING AT ME AND THEN BUY THEM ALL UP AFTER THEY SPURT







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