why are you still here

"why are you still here" | Sunday, February 21, 1999 | No. 130
deuce: YOU KNOW UNIX MASTERED FILE LOCKING IN THE LATE 1960'S
deuce: WHY CAN'T MICROSOFT MANAGE TO DO IT
rands: P-NODES OR I-NODES ALL CONFUSED
deuce: T RANDS OO-NODES
rands: T DEUCE OUR NEW OPERATING SYSTEM WILL OFFER DYNAMIC DICKSUCKING AND VIRTUAL COCKSUCKING
deuce: T RANDS YOU WILL LEAVE NOW
rands: T DEUCE WHAT ABOUT OUR START-UP
deuce: T RANDS WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
rands: T DEUCE THE PROMISE OF FUTURE DICK SUCKING







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"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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