wine and cheese

"wine and cheese" | Tuesday, April 23, 2002 | No. 1,300
pants: WINE AND CHEESE PARTY AT MY PLACE
pants: AND BY WINE I MEAN BEER
pants: AND BY CHEESE I MEAN THE EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP OF THE PIZZA
pants: EVERY NIGHT FOR NINE MONTHS
pants: RESULTING IN LEAKY, HORRIBLE SHITS
pants: OH THIS IS MUCH TOO PERSONAL!!! WHERE IS THE BACKSPACE KEY
spigot: ARE THE GIRLS SHOWING UP TODAY OR TOMORROW
pants: ***SPLORSH*** HURRRRGLTH BRB







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