the quest for porn

"the quest for porn" | Friday, April 26, 2002 | No. 1,303
pants: URK URK GOTTA FIND PORN
spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
pants: I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT !!! RIGHT NOW !!!
spigot: I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY
pants: BUT BUT
spigot: WHAT WHAT
pants: I ALSO MUST BEAT OFF !!! RIGHT NOW !!!
spigot: YOU NEED APPROPRIATE PORN
pants: I NEED FAMILY CIRCLE, COSMO
spigot: WILL GOOD HOUSEKEEPING DO ??
pants: THAT'S PERFECT !!! THANKS LOADS
spigot: SIGH
spigot: WHAT A NICE YOUNG MAN







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