a salacious rooster of a little man

"a salacious rooster of a little man" | Sunday, April 28, 2002 | No. 1,305
deuce: MY ONLY DEFENSE IS TO MASTURBATE VIGOROUSLY AND HOPE THAT THE PREDATOR DETERMINES THAT I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR EATING







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