pants on trial

"pants on trial" | Sunday, May 5, 2002 | No. 1,312
pants: WE WERE FUNNING AROUND YOUR HONOR
pants: DOCTORS SAY SHE WON'T WALK AGAIN BUT PROSTITUTES DON'T NEED TO WALK
pants: THEY DO???
pants: I THOUGHT THEY COULD INCHWORM AROUND
pants: I DON'T LIKE THIS COURTROOM SCENE
pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAY BLACK COP ON THE SHIELD INSTEAD
deuce: HE'S REALLY GAY
pants: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW GODDAMN GAY HE IS
deuce: CAN I GO NOW







Tomorrow
"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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