ammunition, candy bars

"ammunition, candy bars" | Friday, May 10, 2002 | No. 1,317
deuce: I AM RINGING THE CHURCH BELL WHICH MEANS THE MEMBERS OF THE BLACK SEAL MUST MEET AT MY HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT TO STOCK UP ON AMMUNITION, CANDY BARS
pants: IF I DON'T TAKE MY SHARE OF AMMUNITION CAN I HAVE DOUBLE CANDY BARS
deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EVICTED FROM THE BLACK SEAL







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