three short plays

"three short plays" | Wednesday, May 29, 2002 | No. 1,336
spigot: TAKEN SADDEN SONG / UND MAKEN IT MORE VUNDERBAR
spigot: LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE
spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS







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