brief bursts

"brief bursts" | Thursday, February 25, 1999 | No. 134
pants: HULAGHLUA ALHUG HAL HA GLHAULG HALG
pants: (BRIEF BURSTS OF DICKLICKING)
.(pants): I AM NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS PART
pants: HAGHAULGHHALULALAHGALGHALGUAGHLUGAAH
pants: HALHGLAUHGLUAGHLAGHLAHGLAGH (MORE)
pants: UABUAAUBAUUBAUBAUBA <--- WHAT DICKLICKING SOUNDS LIKE IN THE U.S.S.R
pants: COCKSUCKING AND LACE
pants: OKAY TURN THE CAMERA OFF
pants: ALGUAHGLAHLGALUGHLAHGLUAG (SUB-SONIC COCKSUCKING CHANNEL)







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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