We'll be back on April 20th
at least they aren't

"at least they aren't" | Sunday, June 9, 2002 | No. 1,347
pants: FIVE
spigot: LOWER
pants: TWO
spigot: HIGHER
pants: THREE
spigot: HIGHER
pants: FOUR ???
spigot: YOU FOUND THE DICK
pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING FOR MATCHSTICKS







Tomorrow
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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.