free dick or else

"free dick or else" | Saturday, June 15, 2002 | No. 1,353
pants: LET'S PRAY TO JESUS CHRIST FOR DICK
deuce: SURELY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL BRING US DICK (FOR FREE)
deuce: BECAUSE PAYING FOR DICK MAKES US SAD
pants: AND JESUS WANTS US TO BE HAPPY
pants: THEREFORE: FREE DICK OR ELSE WE WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS
deuce: HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE GONE







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