blowjobs & bonghits

"blowjobs & bonghits" | Tuesday, June 18, 2002 | No. 1,356
spigot: BLOWJOBS AND BONGHITS AT FOUR PM????
pants: MAKE IT FOUR TWENTY!!!
pants: HMM
spigot: HMM
pants: OKAY HANGING UP NOW
spigot: BYE
deuce: MEANWHILE, THREE HOURS LATER
pants: BRRRRRING BRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRING
spigot: WHAT
pants: WELL?????
spigot: WELL WHAT
pants: I'M ALONE IN THE STALL
spigot: OKAY
pants: WITH MY DICK OUT
spigot: SUPER
pants: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLOW ME AT 4:20
spigot: I DID!!!!
spigot: I BLEW YOU OFF







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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