game plan

"game plan" | Wednesday, July 3, 2002 | No. 1,372
spigot: OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BAG OF EGG ROLLS
pants: SAY IT ISN'T SO
spigot: T PANTS "ACCIDENTALLY" THAT IS
pants: HOW CAN I SUCK THIS DICK WITHOUT GETTING GRIME AND GRIT ON MY TEETH
spigot: THAT'S WHY (SERIOUSLY) YOU SHOULD FORM A GAME PLAN
pants: SCREAMING AT YOU FROM THE URINALS







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