young dumb and full of poo

"young dumb and full of poo" | Saturday, July 6, 2002 | No. 1,375
pants: SOME MANNER OF HORRIBLE MACHINE THAT SUCKS ALL THE DICKS
spigot: GRAND OPENING!!! CASTRO BLOW 'N' GO
spigot: IT STARTS FROM WITHIN
pants: GLORYHOLES THAT GIVE 404 ERRORS
pants: TAKING JOBS FROM AMERICANS LIKE ME
spigot: TUBS/TROUGHS/SPECIAL-PURPOSE BENCHES!!!!!! ADMISSION $15







Tomorrow
"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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