vacation

"vacation" | Sunday, July 7, 2002 | No. 1,376
: You are in front of a temple. Stairs lead up to a second story. You can go back the way you came of continue around the temple to the left and right. Loitering behind outside the temple are two people, one wearing beatnik garb, the other hiding behind a giant tiki mask.
> CLIMB STAIRS
: The fellow in the tiki mask blocks your path.
> PUSH MAN
: The man in the tiki mask or the beatnik?
> PUSH MASKED MAN
: This turns out to have been a terrible idea. While you are distracted with the task of shoving the masked man out of the path, you are grabbed from behind by an alien and something that claims to be a Christmas Tree Monster. Everything goes black.
** GAME OVER **


spigot: T DEUCE I THINK VACATION HAS SERVED ITS PURPOSE YOU ARE NOW WELCOME BACK AT JERKCITY
spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME SNAP ALL MY TOOLBARS AND PALETTES TOGETHER INTO ONE BIG FAT WINDOW THAT ECLIPSES THE SUN AND THE PLEIADES AS WELL
deuce: WHO WHERE WHAT







Tomorrow
"go fuck yourself user" featuring deuce and pants




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