holy shit lists

"holy shit lists" | Tuesday, July 9, 2002 | No. 1,378
rands: LISTEN UP
rands: I NEED YOUR HOLY SHIT LISTS
bung: YOU WOKE ME UP FOR THIS ??!
rands: IF YOU WOULD PERMIT ME TO
atandt: I HAVE CHOIR PRACTICE
rands: COULD YOU JUST
pants: GO AWAY!!! BEATING OFF TO EMINEM!!!! SHOO
rands: BUT THAT'S NOT
spigot: LISTEN I CAN PLAY THE PENGO THEME
rands: I'M ASKING YOU TO
deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT
rands: OFER
deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT
rands: YOU JUST SAID THAT
deuce: GET ME DRUNK OR GIVE ME YOUR WALLET
rands: OH
deuce: GIVE IT UP PUNK
rands: CAN I KEEP THE BABY PICTURES
deuce: NO
rands: BUT
deuce: NATIONAL SECURITY







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