does farting make you automatically gay because i had about four potatoes and more short stories

"does farting make you automatically gay because i had about four potatoes and more short stories" | Sunday, July 14, 2002 | No. 1,383
pants: LET ME CLIMB ON TOP AND I'LL EXPLORE THE PEAK
deuce: OH GOD
spigot: DOES FARTING MAKE YOU AUTOMATICALLY GAY BECAUSE I HAD ABOUT FOUR POTATOES
deuce: OH GOD
rands: I SHOULD EXPLAIN WHY I POSSESS SO MANY BONGHITS
deuce: OH GOD
spigot: AND WHY YOU ALWAYS GET TO BE THE HAT AND I'M THE GAY THIMBLE
rands: BONGHITS
spigot: IT'S SPELLED MONOPOLY
pants: MONOPOLY = NOT SHARING THE DICKS WITH OTHERS
spigot: MONO = ONE AND POLY = MANY SO MONOPOLY EITHER MEANS ONE OR MANY
spigot: I WISH DEUCE WERE HERE
pants: LET ME EXPLORE YOU ON NATURE SCIENCE SUNDAY
deuce: OH GOD
pants: OH GOD







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