urine + cake mix

"urine + cake mix" | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 | No. 1,386
pants: URINE + CAKE MIX = DISASTER
spigot: I DON'T THINK MY CORD CAN REACH
pants: WHAT IS UP WITH BRITNEY'S TITS
spigot: CAN I REBOOT YOUR MACHINE
pants: FIGHTING, LOOTING, MASTURBATING
spigot: OH I HAVE THAT PROGRAM
pants: MOSTLY MASTURBATION
spigot: IS THAT YOUR WIFE?
pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS
spigot: NO JOANNE GUEST JPEGS TODAY
pants: AIN'T NOBODY SQUEEZING HARDER
spigot: WATCH ME CHOKE AND CRY
pants: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DEAN STARK GROUPS ANYWAY
spigot: JUST PULLED A PIECE OF GRASS FROM MY MOUTH
pants: GOTO 10







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"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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