geeks on parade

"geeks on parade" | Friday, July 19, 2002 | No. 1,388
spigot: FAT GEEKS!!!!
spigot: GEEKS IN SPACE!!!!
spigot: GRRL GEEK PATROL!!!!!!!
spigot: TRYING TO TAKE BACK OUR DIGNITY BY USING THE WORD GEEK
spigot: SADLY THIS BUS STOP WAS DISABLED THREE WEEKS AGO
spigot: NOBODY'S COMING TO PICK ME UP IN THE RAIN
spigot: INTERACTIVE CLICKABLE SHOCKWAVE CYBERTOONS?!?!?!
spigot: COMMANDER TACO AND HIS GAMER GRRLS FIGHTING PLANET MICROSLOTH?!?!?!
spigot: CHOPPING MY DICK OFF, STUFFING IT IN MY MOUTH
spigot: FINGERS AND TOES TOO
spigot: THIS STUFF PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF
pants: TELL ME MORE, $NAME







Tomorrow
"an autistic clock" featuring spigot and pants




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