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BREAKFAST BURRITO

"breakfast burrito"
September 2, 1998
Jerkcity 14


SPIGOT: I'M EATING A BREAKFAST BURRITO
PANTS: I'M WATCHING YOU EAT THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
DEUCE: BUT IT IS NOT BREAKFAST
SPIGOT: MY MOM WAS ALL "YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CAR" AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU HITLER
DEUCE: YOU'VE CONFUSED ME WITH THAT ONE -- I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS NOT BREAKFAST ANGST