my dick is a time machine

"my dick is a time machine" | Wednesday, July 31, 2002 | No. 1,400
deuce: MY DICK IS A TIME MACHINE AND MASTURBATION IS THE ON/OFF SWITCH
rands: SET SAIL FOR JESUS







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