coaxing, alcohol

"coaxing, alcohol" | Saturday, August 10, 2002 | No. 1,410
spigot: I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING TO COMPARE BONERS
deuce: I'M HERE FOR YOU
spigot: AND CONTRAST CITING SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM MY NUTS
pants: WE COULD MEASURE THEM
spigot: WE COULD USE A SPECIAL CHALK THAT SUCKS DICKS
deuce: DOY
pants: GIVE THEM CHALK OUTLINES
spigot: OR MARKERS
pants: ALL THE WHILE CAREFUL NOT TO POKE OUR EYES OUT
deuce: MARKERS CAN'T SUCK DICK STUPID
pants: OR RUN WITH THEM
deuce: CHALK PROBABLY CAN DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH COAXING AND ALCOHOL IS INVOLVED
pants: (PSSST DEUCE YOURE THINKING OF ME)
deuce: T PANTS OH







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