give me the keys i'm drunk

"give me the keys i'm drunk" | Friday, August 16, 2002 | No. 1,416
pants: LITTLE BABY JESUS
pants: HEAR MY PLEA
pants: HULGAHLGUHLAHLAHLG
deuce: T JESUS IT'S A TRICK
deuce: HE JUST WANTS MORE DONGS FOR CHRISTMAS
pants: SHUT UP SHUT UP
pants: DON'T QUEER THE DEAL AND I'LL SLIDE YOU SOME DONGS SIDEWISE
pants: T JESUS HELLO ???
deuce: BITTE NICHT FRAU PANTS
pants: HE HUNG UP
deuce: YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK
deuce: YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE
pants: HUGALUGAH







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