indeed, the very same toothbrush

"indeed, the very same toothbrush" | Friday, August 16, 2002 | No. 1,417
pants: IS THAT THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH THAT FELL IN THE TOILET
deuce: UH
pants: IF SO: I WANT IN ON THE DEAL
deuce: PLEASE BRING IT UP SLOWLY (IT WILL FALL IN AGAIN)
pants: I CANNOT SIT HERE WHILE YOU JERK THIS DICK AND THAT DICK!!! IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE
deuce: GRR FOAMING GRR







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