one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns)

"one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns)" | Sunday, August 18, 2002 | No. 1,419
pants: HOW FUCKED UP IS THIS
pants: MERVYNS CALIFORNIA WILL BOTH (A) DRUGTEST THEIR EMPLOYEES AND (B) PLAY PHIL COLLINS OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER
pants: IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER YOU IDIOT FAGGOTS I AM SERIOUSLY NEVER BUYING TOWELS OR UNDERPANTS AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT EVER AGAIN







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