a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work)

"a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work)" | Thursday, August 29, 2002 | No. 1,430
pants: JOHN ASHCROFT NEEDS A HANDJOB
pants: AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB
pants: I'M GOING TO WORK YOUR GODDAMN DICK MISTER MAN
pants: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
pants: AS I DO MY THING YOU'RE GOING TO STUTTER AND BLINK
pants: BUH HUB BUH FABULOUS I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUH
pants: MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AT CAMP HUHHHHH MMM
pants: AND THE YMCA HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: LATER HE WILL BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE USE OF THE MOUTH
pants: I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD
pants: CAN I GET PAID NOW
hanford: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING







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