quite the boner

"quite the boner" | Friday, August 30, 2002 | No. 1,431
spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT TOOLS AND STRETCHING HAS GIVEN ME QUITE THE BONER
spigot: AND I'M QUITE THE FAGGOT
rants: HI
spigot: OH GREAT IT'S THIS GUY
rands: T SPIGOT IF YOU NEED DIRECTIONS HOME, JUST ASK
spigot: MY REFRIGERATOR ?!?
rands: PRINCE ALBERT ?!??!
rands: NOW I'M THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT
spigot: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE LINE







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