a night at the opera

"a night at the opera" | Tuesday, September 3, 2002 | No. 1,435
pants: WILLING TO BE GAY, TO PAY EXTRA TO BE EXTRA GAY
pants: BUT NOT WILLING TO PAY EXTRA AND ONLY GET GAY
pants: JACKING OFF, JACKING UP AND DOWN AND OUT THE DOOR AND DOWN THE BLOCK
pants: FOR CIGARETTES, DICKLICKING
pants: MOSTLY DICKLICKING AS I DO NOT SMOKE
pants: THEN AGAIN MAYBE SOME DICKLICKING
pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS
pants: SCOTLAND YARD CALLED, THEY NEED DICK
pants: SO DID ONE POLICE PLAZA AND THE LAPD
pants: MULTIPLE ORDERS OF
deuce: IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP FOR TEN SECONDS I COULD SPURT THIS LOAD ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FAT FACE







Tomorrow
"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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