sexy lamp post

"sexy lamp post" | Wednesday, September 4, 2002 | No. 1,436
pants: I LOVE YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH MMMMM COME TO ME MMMMMMM KISSING THINGS I SHOULD NOT BE KISSING MMMMMMMMMM
deuce: DUDE THAT'S A LAMP POST
deuce: AND A PARTICULARLY UNATTRACTIVE ONE AT THAT
pants: FUCK YEAH MMMMMM YEAH
deuce: HAVE YOU NO STANDARDS?!?!?!? JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE REALLY GOING DOWN ON IT
pants: BLBLBLBLBBL SEXY LAMPPOST HUGALUGAHALG







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