kneel right up

"kneel right up" | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 | No. 1,449
deuce: HEAD
dick: YES PLEASE
dick: KNEEL RIGHT UP
deuce: T DICK NO YOU SEE IT WAS A DEMAND
dick: MY DICK IS FLOPPING ON THE GROUND
deuce: WELL ROLL IT BACK UP AND GET OVER HERE YOU
dick: IT FALLS OFF WHEN I FEEL THREATENED
deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW ALL THIS IS GOING TO GET ME MY HEAD
dick: A SURVIVAL STRATEGY, YOU SEE







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