huge jew

"huge jew" | Thursday, September 19, 2002 | No. 1,451
spigot: YOU ARE SLIDING YOUR ATM CARD BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND ENTERING YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE PIN NUMBER!!!?! CASH BACK TODAY?!?!?!?
deuce: I'M A HUGE JEW
spigot: I AM SMILING AND MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PREPARING TO USE YOUR LAST NAME TO LEAVE AN IMPRESSION OF OUTSTANDING CUSTOMER SERVICE
deuce: GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND
spigot: NOW YOU ARE CLAMPING ME TO THIS FENCEPOST AND BASHING MY GAY STUDENT FACE SO IT IS UNLIKELY THAT MY FACE/BALLS WILL GET ANY FATTER IN THIS LIFE SO I WILL IN FACT REACH FOR THE REESE'S CUPS
deuce: FROM MY SUPER JEW POWERS







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