take off your top

"take off your top" | Tuesday, October 1, 2002 | No. 1,463
spigot: T DEUCE I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION IF YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
deuce: T SPIGOT DONE NOW SPILL IT
spigot: I FORGET RIGHT NOW
deuce: HERE I AM TRICKED AND EMBARRASSED AND GETTING COLD
spigot: PIZZA!?!??!!? WHY DO YOU ORDER STUFF LIKE THAT IF YOU DON'T SMOKE DOPE
deuce: T SPIGOT BECAUSE I AM FAT USELESS PIG







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