the whole damn system is out of order

"the whole damn system is out of order" | Sunday, October 6, 2002 | No. 1,468
pants: THIS IS CNN
spigot: I'M NOT "PHRED" YOUR HONOR I AM THE GREAT CRUMAL
pants: THE JUDGE IS INSTRUCTING YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION
spigot: PERHAPS EVEN THE GREATEST CRUMAL OF THEM ALL
pants: I HAD A BONG A MINUTE AGO
spigot: T-TRANNYVISION?????







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.