you bet

"you bet" | Tuesday, October 8, 2002 | No. 1,470
pants: WATERY SHIT IS GOING TO DRIBBLE DOWN YOUR LOG-LIKE OAFISH LEGS
atandt: WELCOME TO THE FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST SODOMY
atandt: COME DOWN FOR THE SERMONS
atandt: STAY FOR THE SUNDAY SCHOOLS
atandt: I WILL BE HOLDING SERVICES THIS WEEK
atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT
pants: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS
pants: YOU BET







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"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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