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"fattest gayest plumpest" | Tuesday, October 29, 2002 | No. 1,491
spigot: KING CHARLES THE FIRST WORE THREE SHIRTS TO HIS BEHEADING
spigot: SO HE WOULDN'T SHIVER IN THE COLD AND APPEAR AFRAID
spigot: ALSO I'M THE FATTEST GAYEST PLUMPEST MEXICAN IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH
spigot: LINCOLN WAS AN AMATEUR BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR
deuce: KILL THE HISTORY DORK
spigot: HE WENT THAT WAY!!!!! ------->
deuce: LHGAHLGAHLGA
deuce: GLHAGG
deuce: GHL.......
deuce: (FADING INTO THE DISTANCE, CLEARLY FOILED)







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