squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise

"squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise" | Tuesday, November 19, 2002 | No. 1,512
spigot: SQUEEZE MY NUTS AND PRICK AND MAKE A HONKING NOISE
spigot: SIR CAN I BREAK UP THE SET AND JUST GET THE FEB 96 HUSTLER AND THE AUG 97 BARELY LEGAL
spigot: SIR BEHIND THE COUNTER







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.