you're the gayest

"you're the gayest" | Wednesday, November 20, 2002 | No. 1,513
spigot: THIS PINK TRIANGLE ON MY ARM COST WELL OVER $100
spigot: SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HOW QUEER I AM
spigot: FINE I'LL JUST SEND MYSELF MAIL
spigot: MAILX SPIGOT YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: BIFF -> YOU HAVE MAIL
spigot: MAILX
spigot: SPIGOT -> YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME







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